IM IN LOVE WITH THE BLOGGERS

OH IM THE MOOD FOR LURVE, DEEP DEEP INTENSE LURVE FOR THE BLOGGERS. DID ANYONE TELL YOU GUYS WHAT AN AMAZING THING YOU'RE DOING. YOU GUYS DESERVE BETTER. PEOPLE SHOULD PAY FOR YOUR BLOGS. I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE. THE WHOLE TIME I WAS CRITICIZING YOU GUYS ITS BECAUSE I WANTED TO SUPPRESS MY TRU FEELINGS. MY EYE'S WERE OPEN WHEN I SAW A SOCK ON MY FLOOR. I ASKED MYSELF DO I WANT TO BE HIM. ALL LONELY AND SAD WAITING FOR HIS PARTNER WHO WENT MISSING. I DONT THINK SO. SO I'VE CHANGED. I'VE LEARN TO BE SUPPORTIVE AND LOVING LIKE HOW SADDAM HUSSEIN TOOK CARE OF HIS LIVESTOCK AND LEFT THEM PEOPLE TO ROT.

FIRSTLY. I HOPE TO MEND THOSE BROKEN HEARTS

HARVEENA- YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. IM SORRY. I SAID MANY THINGS ABOUT YOU. I THINK YOU ARE LIKE A VENUS FLYTRAP AND LIKE A MONGOOSE. VERY BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL. YOU BLOG LIKE A PRO. ALWAYS THINKING OF THE READER.

CHUAN YANG- I THINK YOU ARE RANDOM AND SPECIAL TOO. VERY SMART BOY YOU ARE. YOUR PICTURE TAKING SKILLS HAVE I MUST SAY IMPROVED OVER THE YEARS. AND YOU ARE NOT A MISTAKE. 

SUBHASH- YOU ARE SO CLEVER. IF ONLY GHANDHI WAS STILL ALIVE. HE WOULD HAVE LOVED YOU. AND MAYBE CHANGE THE COW EATING RULES A LITTLE. YOU ARE WISE LIKE AN ATHEIST ALWAYS LOGICAL LIKE BATMAN

KUA-I LOVE YOUR WAR AGAINST THE TURTLE EATERS I THINK YOU ARE GOOD. I LIKE YOU. YOU ARE MUSCULAR. I THINK FEELING YOU WILL BE NICE. BEETLES ARE ANIMALS TOO YOU KNOW?

ANA-SAFWAN- YOU ARE GOOD I KNOW. YOUR HEART MEANS WELL . YOUR BRAIN LOST. BUT YOU ARE GOOD PEACEFUL BOY YOU ARE. TEENAGE MUSLIM BOY YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY! I SENSE SADNESS WHEN I READ. OR MAYBE IT WAS MALAY. IM NOT TO SURE. BUT I THINK YOU ARE HANDSOME.

ALL OF YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE A FRENCH MAN AFTER A HOT STEAMY SHOWER. OR LIKE A BRAZILIAN WOMAN AFTER INTENSE WAXING AND BEACH VOLLEYBALL. SO SMILE FOR ME. SMILE FOR THE WORD. POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF SMILING. "A SMILE CHANGES EVERYTHING" A GREAT MAN ONCE SAID. I THINK HIS NAME WAS MILTON PILTON HILTON.

 

FEEL ME IN THE SHOWER,

FEEL ME ON THE MOVE, 

FEEL ME STARE SLOWER,

FEEL ME IN THE GROOVE,

FEEL ME EAT A FLOWER,

FEEL ME STRIP'N A COVE,

FEEL ME GO LOWER,

FEEL ME IN LOVE,

FEEL ME,

FEEL ME,

COME ON. SMILE. 

IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE

EATHISEXYUMMY..honey.. MMMM

BAM!!! PEOPLE IM BACK!!!

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY APOLOGY. I'VE COME TO A GREATER CONCLUSION THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE APOLOGIZED. I THINK YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS(WHEN I SAY MORONS IM REFERING TO PEOPLE THAT EATHISHIT) RECENTLY I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO READ ALL THAT SHIT AROUND ME. BUT I DID READ A COMMENT ON MY EARLIER POST BY SNELATION AND HE SAID HE AGREED WITH ME. I MEAN MAYBE NOT AGREE BUT AT LEAST UNDERSTOOD MY OPINION UNLIKE YOU LITTLE WEAK ONES WHO GROUP TOGETHER TO TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF WHAT YOU'VE MADE SHIT. ALL TOGETHER YOU AGREE THAT IM AN ASS. FUCK YOU. I DONT GIVE A SHIT. YOU SUCK AND YOU KNOW IT. BLOGGING ABOUT FUCKIN I DONT KNOW KOREAN BITCHES AND ATHEISM. YEAH I KNOW, ATHEISM MAKES MORE LOGICAL SENSE AND EVERYTHING BUT SERIOUSLY, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ONE GUY DOING IT HAS MANAGED TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS WE DONT NEED A FUCKING ARMY OF YOU PEOPLE TELLING US GOD IS A LIE. YOU DONT SEE FUCKING, CLUBROCKER OR VAINBITCITY ALL TRYING TO PROMOTE ATHEISM. YEAH THATS RIGHT, LAY YOUR FACTS OUT LET PEOPLE DECIDE DONT FUCKING FORCE IT UPON THEM, YOU AINT NO JEDI. IM SURE MOST OF YOU KNOW WHO I AM ALREADY. IM NOT THAT GUY HERE. IM HIS MIND HERE NOT YOUR FRIEND. LCY PLEASE TRACE ME AGAIN WITH YOUR HOMING MISSILE. BITCH I'LL SHIT ON YOUR WORMY ASS FACE. YEAH COMMENT AGAIN CAUSE YOU SUCK BITCHES. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT. I MAY NOT BE RIGHT, BUT IM NOT WRONG SO DEAL WITH IT. GO RUN OVER A CAT OR CIRCUMCISE A PIG WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN HOLY QURANIC BOY. NO, YOU KNOW WHY CAUSE YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ALL YOU'VE GOT IS SOME SHIT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER WITH AN EXTRA LARGE TUDUNG TOLD YOU. SHE PROBABLY READ A JAPANESE MAGAZINE THINKING ITS THE QURAN. 

EATHISHIT!

YOU SUCK!

SUBJECTIVITY OF EATING THIS SHIT

EVERYTHING IS SUBJECTIVE. HOW I FEEL ABOUT SOMETHING THATS SUBJECTIVE. IM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU AND SAY THAT I AM RIGHT. WELL TO ME I AM RIGHT. WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO WAS TO PERSUADE YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW I FELT. MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT MY VIEWS WERE. MAYBE YOU MIGHT COME TO AGREE WITH ME. OR MAYBE SOMETHING SOMEONE IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS WILL SAY "YEAH! YOU KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE(THE PERSON HIMSELF) THIS GUY MAKES SENSE. MAYBE HE'S JUST REALLY HARSH BUT HE MAKES SENSE. AND I HATE HIM FOR THAT" I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE IM ONLY HUMAN, I MAKE MISTAKES BUT MY PURPOSE WAS TO TELL PEOPLE HOW SHITTY BLOGGERS THEY WERE. IF THEY REPLIED ME WITH "YOU FUCKING LIFELESS ASSHOLE" I'LL REPLY THEM WITH WHAT I DID. IF THEY REPLIED LIKE HOW MR LCY AND MS SERAH DID... I'LL THINK ABOUT IT REPLY AFTER I GAVE IT SOME THOUGHT. ANOTHER THING IS, I HATE BETTER AND BIGGER THINGS TO DO THAN TELL PEOPLE THEY SUCK CAUSE THEY ALREADY KNOW. I KNOW I SUCK BUT THATS FINE. IM COOL WITH THAT. TELL ME I SUCK I'LL TELL YOU YOU SUCK. DOESNT MEAN I DONT THINK I SUCK I JUST THINK IF I SUCK YOU SUCK BITCH! THATS ALL. I NEED TO MOVE ON. PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IM EDIFYING. SO WITH THAT I CONCLUDE. I'M SO AWESOME AT SUCKING ALL THOSE LAME ASS SHIT BLOGGERS CAN EATHISHIT! 

OH YEAH, THANKS FOR ALL THE COMMENTS. "KEEP IT REAL" SAID SEVERAL BLACK MEN. A LESS BLACK MAN REPLIES " I FEEL YOU DAWG"

WITH LOVE,

KING SHITHISONG THE 14TH

WOOOHOOO!!! 5 COMMENTS! ACTUALLY ONLY 3

TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO RECENTLY DISCOVERED THEIR BRAIN

CHUAN YANG. I LIKE YOU. YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE GUY. YEAH I UNDERSTAND. BUT SERIOUSLY, IF SOMEONE DID TELL ME TO CHANGE MY BLOGGING STYLE MAYYYBE I WOULD. DEPENDS ON HIS REASONS. I GAVE VALID REASONS. PEOPLE BLOG ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT! I DONT LIKE SOME BLOGS OUT THERE BECAUSE ITS JUST SO SHALLOW. NOTHING TO IT. I JUST WORDS THAT HOLDS NO SUBSTANCE. I'VE READ SOME OF YOUR BLOG POST. YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD BUT SOME.. JUST EVEN YOU WOULD ADMIT ITS DUMB AS SHIT. DONT TAKE IT AS AN INSULT. I WOULDNT SAY IM CLOSE MINDED BECAUSE IF YOU TALKED ABOUT SEX GAMES MUSIC DRUGS GOING ON A HOLIDAY DOING DUMB SHIT I WOULDNT MIND. ITS BLOGGING ABOUT I WENT CLUBBING( A FEW PICTURES) NEXT POST SAME THING I HATE. ITS BLOGGING ABOUT THE WEATHER. IT RAINED TODAY I AM BLOGGING COS I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. I HATE THAT. ITS POINTLESS. MEANINGLESS. MR IF I OFFENDED YOU IM SORRY. BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE A STEP BACK TOO AND REALISE THAT THERE'S WAY TOO MUCH SHIT OUT THERE.

SERAH. HI I DONT THINK I KNOW YOU. BUT SINCE YOU COMMENTED I SHALL REPLY. THE HUMAN POPULATION IS LOST. THEY'RE CONFUSED. THEY FIND MEANING IN DUMB SHIT. SORRY I SPEAK WITH SHIT. THATS THE PROBLEM. GOOD BLOGGERS BLOG TO MAKE THEIR OWN SHIT. THEY CREATE MEANING. THEY CREATE UNDERSTANDING. YOU ACTUALLY DO BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. YOU JUST WANNA HELP YOUR FRIENDS. I CAN TELL THAT IF YOU BLOGGED YOUR BLOG WOULD HAVE MEANING. THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU. I DONT YOU'RE OFFENDED I THINK YOU'RE JUST SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT. YOU WONT REALIZE IT THOUGH.

SELF-PROCLAIMED BITCH. HMM YEAH I UNDERSTAND YOU DONT RELATE TO ANY OF THOSE DUDES. YOU RELATE TO ANCIENT STONE MEN.SORRY ABOUT THAT THAT WOULD MAKE ME JUST LIKE YOU. YEAH I UNDERSTAND. THAT GUY ARISTOTLE HE'S A FUCKING GENIUS. THE PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY SAID THATS NICE OR YOU SHOWED HIM!!! THEY'RE JUST SAD FOR YOU. THEY PITY YOU. I PITY YOU. IM AM SMART. YOU'RE PROBABLY IN SINGAPORE ON SOME SCHOLARSHIP OR DIPSHIT I DONT KNOW. YOU'RE PROBABLY SMARTER THAN ME YOU ARE IM SURE AT STUDYING A BOOK. I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SMART. SO IF YOU THINK ACTING DUMB IS FUNNY FUCK OFF. YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE OF THAT IN REAL LIFE YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE. 

IF I DONT MAKE SENSE UP HERE ITS BECAUSE IM HAVING WAY TO MUCH BEER IN THE MORNING. THANKS CHUANYANG FOR THE IDEA AND I WASNT BEING SARCASTIC. HERE'S WHAT I THOUGHT

1. ALL THOSE COMMENTS SHOULD BE BLOGPOSTS THEY'RE GOOD

2. BIMBO OR SOMETHING IS CONFUSED

3. YOU DONT REALISE THAT THE PERSON BEHIND THIS IS ONE OF YOU

4. I MAY SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN SOON.

5. ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TAKE OVER ME AND WILLY PLEASE SEND ME COMMENTS IF YOU WANT TO

6. PEOPLE ARE ADOPTING MY BELIEVES WITHOUT KNOWING IT.

7. THE INTERNET ISNT A SPECIFIC PLACE

8. 123456 AND 7 IS REPEATED

EATHISHIT

BITCH!!!!!!

"WHO'S A BITCH? THAT'S A BITCH. WHY IS SHE/HE A BITCH. CANT'CHA SEE. SHE'S BITCHING BITCH, BITCH." WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE GREATS, QUEEN BITCHORSELLAMB THE 19TH 

INSPIRE

1 fill (someone) with the urge or ability to do or feel something, esp. to do something creative

TODAY IS A SAD DAY. I SAW A BLOG. BLOG POST 'INSPIRED!!' . IM NOT SURE HE/SHE UNDERSTANDS THE CONCEPT OF BEING INSPIRED. GANDHI INSPIRES, GEORGE ORWELL INSPIRES, EVEN THE INCREDIBLE HULK INSPIRES. YOU ARE NOT INSPIRED YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. I GET THAT YOU'RE TRYING REAL HARD TO BE FUNNY. YOU'RE TRYING TO OPPOSE ME. THATS FINE. BUT PLEASE DO IT WITH SOME BRAINS. 

IF YOU JUST STOP AND THINK. DONT LET YOUR EMOTIONS JUDGE. USE YOUR MIND. YOU'LL REALISE WHAY A DUMBASS YOU WERE. 

EATHISHIT

YOU THINK YOU BADASS JUST COS YOU'VE GOT A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!

EATHISHIT MOTHA'FOKA

BAM!!!

You got a problem with my honesty? PUNK! 

EATHISHIT

What blogging has come down to

1. TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.... ON A SCHOOLING DAY.
2. TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ATE FOR DINNER.
3. LUNCH THAT'S MORE THAN FRIED RICE
4. STARTING WITH I WOKE UP LATE TODAY.
5. COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE

IM NOT GOING TO CONTINUE BECAUSE IF I LIST IT OUT.. I'LL JUST BE YOU... WRITING A SHIT LOAD OF POINTLESS PPOOOO POOO

A RANDOM BLOGGER COMMENTED..
HARVEENA...
I THINK, WHAT SHE WROTE AS A COMMENT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST BLOG POST SHE HAS EVER WRITTEN, IF SHE HAD WRITTEN IT AS A BLOG POST.-shouldnt college be about knowledge and understanding, not

-i dont know- spelling friends wrongly -frenz-

i see some interesting blogs round that talk about better stuff than all you lifeless asses around me. i honestly would not mind if your life was interesting...

EATHISHIT